That Time

Hello Readers. Natalie Monique here. Christmas is on Saturday--yay! The cool thing is that my family opens presents on Christmas Eve. So yay...er? Today was another loooooong day, but fun. Except for the major fact that I got my period this morning. BLEGH! It's such torture to have your period. Guys are so lucky they don't have a period, but on the other hand--girls have you ever noticed how guys sometimes act like they're going through PMS or something? But really they have no excuse considering it is physically impossible for a guy to have a period. That would be one damn miracle. I remember when I first got my period: 5th grade--April 30th, 2006...totally wonderful...NOT! So people, how are YOU? I hope all is well, if not do you want me to beat up the person that is making you unhappy?? I'll do it!! This is a weird blog for me because normally I am very picky about my grammar and spelling. So the double punctuations and emphasis on 'long' in the 6th sentence is very strange for me. Chances are it's going to bug me until I magically forget about it. Are you OCD about anything like that? Comment and let me know what your OCD about (or just comment (; ) I am so tired; I should probably go to sleep. it's almost 12 o'clock. I'm listening to "It Was A Good Day" by Ice Cube--awesome song, you should listen to it but make sure your parents aren't around it's a tad inappropriate. My dog Cookie and me are just chillin' on my bed, so I think I'm gonna just go leepy leeps. Good Night!!
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Natalie Monique
Tip of the Day: Don't wear white underwear when on your period--and if you're a guy...never tell a girl her butt is fat unless you mean PHat ;)

Go To Sleep

Hey readers. Natalie Monique here. Long day at the house. A little too long if you ask me. I've been watching football ALL DAY! Eagles FTW! Gay guys must love football. Have you ever thought about it? Ripped grown men in tight pants that shape and define their butts perfectly and they are all tackling each other!! A gay guy's dream come true. Right now I am listening to "Promiscuous Girl" in earphones and my brother could hear it all the way from across the room and knew what song it was...what a freak. Just kidding!! I can't wait for christmas, it's 5 days away!! Well technically 6 because it's still the 19th but it's a quarter til 9pm so I think the day is pretty much over. I'm listening to Selena Gomez now and she is really catchy. I want to totally break into dance and sing. She did a cover of Cruella Devil; I like it. Okay one of my pet peeves is when people chew with their mouthes open, and my step dad is a big mouth open chewer. It takes all my strength to ignore it but sometimes...have you ever just wanted to say something really rude to somebody but you know in the end it's so not worth it?? Well every time I sit down for dinner that is how I feel. Pretty suckish, right? Another thing is when people say they are tired--then take a nap or go to bed. Don't keep saying you're tired, go to bed. Everybody in my family is guilty of that though--including me ;) I can be a hypocrite. Truly, I won't deny it, I can be a major hypocrite, but I am the type of person that will accept it. Have you ever noticed what asses people make of themselves when they deny the obvious truth? I do, therefore I try to avoid that result. I am listening to "Baby Come Back" by Vanessa Hudgens now and I know how cheesy this song is, but I love it. Everybody has that terrible song that they love that everybody else hates. Well anyway, that's all--Good night!!
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Natalie Monique
Tip of the Day: Don't forget about wrapped chocolate in your pant pockets, it'll melt and get very very messy.

Martha Stewart

Hello Readers. Natalie Monique here. It's another baking day-CAKE! Jealous? Thought so. My mom called me Martha Stewart...whatever. I love her so all is fine ;) Well it's a burning 28 degrees outside. It's getting warmer! I just saw the funniest commercial. A guy got mauled by a pack of bears. Don't you love watching people get hurt? Don't say you don't, cause I know you do. I wonder why people enjoy watching others get hurt. Whatever it is, it's hilarious. "People are like slinkies--completely useless but fun to watch fall down stairs" so true! So it's getting closer to Christmas people! Aren't you excited? I know I am. What did you get for your friends and family? Leave me a comment telling me what you are giving this season. I love the holidays, they are snow much fun! Don't you love the commercials for the jewelery stores? They are so corny! She always makes the face like "OMG how did he know!?" then the guy has this fake sentimental smile on his face while he's really thinking "Yes! I'm gonna totally get some tonight!" Don't deny it; we all know that's what's going through the guy's mind! So people of the world, comment and tell what gifts you gave!
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Natalie Monique
Tip of the Day: Don't piss off the people who make your food, cause then you'll no longer have to wonder why your food has such a weird "kick" to it.