What's With You?

Hey readers. Natalie Monique here. Sorry I haven't posted in what seems like forever in teen life ;) I've been super lazy. So what's with you? How are you? Quite frankly, I've been better, but life is still pretty fan-crappin'-tastic :) My best friend in the whole wide world, Ms. Clarissa, wasn't feeling good today, so I hope all is well with her :( Ya know, have you ever felt sorry for yourself? Like seriously sorry for yourself? Well, I've learned--DON'T FEEL SORRY FOR YOURSELF! It's a waste of time, okay? Good! Teeheehee... So school is cool, and I made a friend named Analise at  this awesome coffee shop--Nervous Dog. By the way, BEST COFFEE I've ever tasted :) If you like sweet, then Nervous Dog is the place for you!! So I sadly have nothing entertaining to share :( But hey, go watch some Ray William Johnson :)
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Natalie Monique
Tip of the Day: Just take it off!

The Early Bird

Hello Readers. Natalie Monique here. It's 8:21AM. I am miraculously awake before everybody else in my household--even the dog. I don't know why, I just ended up waking up before everybody...I'm listening to 50 Cent cause I'm in the mood :) So how's everybody?? Last night my family played Monopoly...ruthless. My mom was the first out of the game, my poor Mother ;) It was really between me and my brother in the end. He won. But mainly because of the damn Chance card I got that said I had to pay $40 for every house and $100 for every hotel. I had 2 hotels and 15 houses and I was very much money poor as it was, so I was out. But oh well. My step dad kept commenting and giving "advice" through the WHOLE game. It was so annoying. Everybody wanted to kill him ;) Oh, dog's awake!! I don't know about you but I hate weather (wo)men. They are liars...I don't like liars. The weather peeps said that my city was gonna get an "arctic blast" meaning we were going to get tons of snow and rain. They said we were going to be snowed in. I come downstairs to barely sprinkles and my precious snow melting. You know how disappointing and depressing that is? I'm going to get all the local weather reporters together and then beat them up one by one. I'm gonna tell them they are getting promoted. Let's see how they like being lied to...those bastards. Anyway, do any of you watch Ray William Johnson on YouTube? Well I do...he is hilarious, he talks about the funniest stuff ever, and if you don't watch him I highly recommend it. Here's a link: Ray William Johnson. <-- WATCH IT!! Don't you love the Peyton and Eli Manning commercials--another funny thing you have to watch: Peyton and Eli and then everybody has heard of the movie The Blind Side right? Well Peyton Manning did this hilarious parody of the movie for the ESPYS: The Dark Side-- Peyton Manning. I'm putting up A LOT of links up today :) Anyway, sorry this blog isn't really interesting today but maybe tomorrow I'll have something better to write about. See ya!!
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Natalie Monique
Tip of the Day: Don't buy your dog pajamas, they'll just find a way to take them off and hide them somewhere.