Looking Forward To It

Hello. Another stupid night. I came hope, happy, I'd had a great day. Then my night got nicer cause I finished my work. So when I got hungry, I assumed that the 3/4 of the burrito I didn't finish at dinner at Chipotle would still be there for me to enjoy and finish my night off nicely. WRONG. My stupid dog, got into my purse and ate my whole burrito! And believe it or not this made me cry. Not due to the fact that my dog ate my food, that happens occasionally, but because nowadays I have very few things to look forward to. For example, all I have to look forward to is the weekend, Thursday afternoons with my mom, and starting my job at Laser Quest. So when I have something to look forward to, like a delicious chicken burrito from Chipotle, you'd imagine I get excited about it. So when I found out that all my dog had left me was a few grains of rice, I blew it. I just started sobbing. I don't understand why this shit happens to me! I am still upset about this. It's like, my fucking dog, who is a tenth of my size ate that burrito that was MINE, I was looking forward to it, I bought it, I wrapped it up all nicely, and who got to enjoy it? My fucking dog, not me! God! Fuck this shit!
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Natalie
Tip of the Day: Don't get pets, especially dogs. Fuck those things, they just take what little joys you have in your life at the moment and digest them.

Ouch!

Hey Readers! Natalie Monique here. Well, this morning totally sucked! I had a seizure :( I'm epileptic, but here's the weird thing--I'm on my medication and have been getting plenty of sleep so I have no idea what could have triggered the seizure...oh well, crap happens. I'm going to the neurologist to check it out. Hopefully he'll have some answers for moi. At the moment I am at Nervous Dog--the greatest coffee shop ever in my opinion :) They have such delicious drinks! If you've never had Nervous Dog, then come try it!! So anyways, how is everybody?? Good! Teeheehee :) Well I don't have much else to say so ttyl!

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Natalie Monique

Tip of the Day: Chew your food!

My Love

Hey Readers. Natalie Monique here! Well, I was watching America's Next Top Model--AMAZING SHOW, so don't hate--and my future husband was on as a guest!! Stephen Glover!! I love this guy--like I literally want to marry him. He is amazing. He makes me laugh and he's just crazy and it's amazing. So I love him and I plan to marry him someday ;) Oh, and if you don't know who Stephen Glover is, he is better known as Steve-o, or just watch the Jackass movies :) School is going great and I'm keeping my grades up. My brother, Nick, may get a job at KFC, so let's keep our fingers crossed, ehh?? Nothing too exciting going on...hmmm...so I will chat with you later!
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Natalie Monique
Tip of the Day: Having a future husband who doesn't know you is totally okay and not weird! ;)

What's With You?

Hey readers. Natalie Monique here. Sorry I haven't posted in what seems like forever in teen life ;) I've been super lazy. So what's with you? How are you? Quite frankly, I've been better, but life is still pretty fan-crappin'-tastic :) My best friend in the whole wide world, Ms. Clarissa, wasn't feeling good today, so I hope all is well with her :( Ya know, have you ever felt sorry for yourself? Like seriously sorry for yourself? Well, I've learned--DON'T FEEL SORRY FOR YOURSELF! It's a waste of time, okay? Good! Teeheehee... So school is cool, and I made a friend named Analise at  this awesome coffee shop--Nervous Dog. By the way, BEST COFFEE I've ever tasted :) If you like sweet, then Nervous Dog is the place for you!! So I sadly have nothing entertaining to share :( But hey, go watch some Ray William Johnson :)
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Natalie Monique
Tip of the Day: Just take it off!

Favorites

Hello Readers. Natalie Monique here. So tonight was fun; my family and I played Monopoly--my brother kicked serious ass and I got second place, heck yes! I always get second place, though... Well about ten minutes ago I e-mailed my old math teacher, Mr. Beale--Algebra in middle school. Since I'm in high school now I try to keep in touch with some of my old teachers, Mr. Beale being one of them. I loved middle school; most people are so happy to leave middle school, but I was so depressed to leave. I miss all my teachers and how easy it was. But the nice thing about my old high school was I started hanging out with the right friends and didn't ever have any drama and never got into any fights--so I guess my first year of high school wasn't dramatic(shocker) not to mention I didn't get involved with boys cause I didn't feel like having that distraction my first year of high school, ya know? So anyway, I feel like some chocolate...I really miss middle school...or maybe my teachers and my friends. My best friends in the whole world: Clarissa and Sabrina. Have you ever had those two friends that you just couldn't live without and knew that they would always be there for you and if you got in a fight, all of you would be over it the next hour?? Well if you have--that's Clarissa and Sabrina for me. Well I'm gonna go reflect on memories of Clarissa, Sabrina, and me from long ago. Night!
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Natalie Monique
Tip of the Day: When playing a board game remember when it's your turn--people get annoyed.

That Time

Hello Readers. Natalie Monique here. Christmas is on Saturday--yay! The cool thing is that my family opens presents on Christmas Eve. So yay...er? Today was another loooooong day, but fun. Except for the major fact that I got my period this morning. BLEGH! It's such torture to have your period. Guys are so lucky they don't have a period, but on the other hand--girls have you ever noticed how guys sometimes act like they're going through PMS or something? But really they have no excuse considering it is physically impossible for a guy to have a period. That would be one damn miracle. I remember when I first got my period: 5th grade--April 30th, 2006...totally wonderful...NOT! So people, how are YOU? I hope all is well, if not do you want me to beat up the person that is making you unhappy?? I'll do it!! This is a weird blog for me because normally I am very picky about my grammar and spelling. So the double punctuations and emphasis on 'long' in the 6th sentence is very strange for me. Chances are it's going to bug me until I magically forget about it. Are you OCD about anything like that? Comment and let me know what your OCD about (or just comment (; ) I am so tired; I should probably go to sleep. it's almost 12 o'clock. I'm listening to "It Was A Good Day" by Ice Cube--awesome song, you should listen to it but make sure your parents aren't around it's a tad inappropriate. My dog Cookie and me are just chillin' on my bed, so I think I'm gonna just go leepy leeps. Good Night!!
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Natalie Monique
Tip of the Day: Don't wear white underwear when on your period--and if you're a guy...never tell a girl her butt is fat unless you mean PHat ;)

The Early Bird

Hello Readers. Natalie Monique here. It's 8:21AM. I am miraculously awake before everybody else in my household--even the dog. I don't know why, I just ended up waking up before everybody...I'm listening to 50 Cent cause I'm in the mood :) So how's everybody?? Last night my family played Monopoly...ruthless. My mom was the first out of the game, my poor Mother ;) It was really between me and my brother in the end. He won. But mainly because of the damn Chance card I got that said I had to pay $40 for every house and $100 for every hotel. I had 2 hotels and 15 houses and I was very much money poor as it was, so I was out. But oh well. My step dad kept commenting and giving "advice" through the WHOLE game. It was so annoying. Everybody wanted to kill him ;) Oh, dog's awake!! I don't know about you but I hate weather (wo)men. They are liars...I don't like liars. The weather peeps said that my city was gonna get an "arctic blast" meaning we were going to get tons of snow and rain. They said we were going to be snowed in. I come downstairs to barely sprinkles and my precious snow melting. You know how disappointing and depressing that is? I'm going to get all the local weather reporters together and then beat them up one by one. I'm gonna tell them they are getting promoted. Let's see how they like being lied to...those bastards. Anyway, do any of you watch Ray William Johnson on YouTube? Well I do...he is hilarious, he talks about the funniest stuff ever, and if you don't watch him I highly recommend it. Here's a link: Ray William Johnson. <-- WATCH IT!! Don't you love the Peyton and Eli Manning commercials--another funny thing you have to watch: Peyton and Eli and then everybody has heard of the movie The Blind Side right? Well Peyton Manning did this hilarious parody of the movie for the ESPYS: The Dark Side-- Peyton Manning. I'm putting up A LOT of links up today :) Anyway, sorry this blog isn't really interesting today but maybe tomorrow I'll have something better to write about. See ya!!
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Natalie Monique
Tip of the Day: Don't buy your dog pajamas, they'll just find a way to take them off and hide them somewhere.